FUCKING JUNE BUGS

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 06/06/2015 at 03:00 • Filed to: None

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If there’s one thing I hate more than bugs, it’s bugs IN MY FUCKING CAR. One of these fuckers may be in my dashboard or anywhere in my car, or it may be out in the open world bouncing off exterior light fixtures like the stupid bug it is. I don’t know where the fucker went after I (think) I slid it off the dash it was trying to crawl into the end that meets the windshield. NOPE. If I hear that thing buzzing around in my car tomorrow I’m burning the fucking thing.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/06/2015 at 03:56

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I’m a big strong tough guy.... Until I see a cockroach. When that happens I scream and run and grab the lighter fluid!

I think Emma may be toast now... Shame too since you finally cleaned her up

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/06/2015 at 04:26

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this one time, my town had a plague of cockchafer bugs, which are cousins of the June bug.

and they all died and lined the streets and gutters with their little corpses.

The town stank for weeks.

the end.

cornerslide > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/06/2015 at 05:48

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Masters of aviation. If I was a june bug I’d take the bus.

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/06/2015 at 07:21

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Dude, I bought a vintage IBM Model M keyboard for $5 at a Pawn Shop. It was FILLED WITH FUCKING COCKROACH BODIES. EUCHHHHHHHHHHH. Luckily the keyboard was worth $90 even not working.

Opposite Locksmith > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/06/2015 at 09:34

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It for sure laid eggs

Wurrwulf > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/06/2015 at 13:49

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June bugs fucking love the pecan tree that hangs over into my back yard. I can’t take the dog out for a piss at night without one of the clumsy bastards flying (falling) into my face.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 07:19

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who in the sweet hell would pay $90 for a non working keyboard?

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 07:25

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Haha, you’d be surprised.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 07:32

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The bugs I deal with most is pill bugs. They are harmless, they usually die when exposed to the dryness of the apartment quickly, and they don’t bite. Still annoying though.

Bugs I really really hate are house centipedes. Even though they eat other pests such as bed bugs, roaches, silver fish and ants and don’t bite humans, they are the most disgusting looking fuckers.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 07:38

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House centipedes are disgusting. They blow up when you smash them and they’re pretty fast on top of that.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 07:47

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Usually the way is goes down is I try to smash them, miss, then the fucker runs all over the damn place.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 07:50

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Gahhhh, I’m not too sure about house centipedes but usually spraying something on other bugs immobilizes them enough so that you can smash they without having to chase them around the room haha.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 07:52

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Honestly with house centipedes recently I have been trying to leave them alone since they eat even grosser bugs. I hate bugs man.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 07:55

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They eat even grosser bugs? How do you get much grosser than a house centipede? Those things can bite!

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 08:04

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They eat silverfish, termites, ants, spiders and bed bugs. However you’re not wrong they do look gross. I don’t think they can bite you though.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 08:06

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They apparently can bite people, but it’s not often that they do.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 08:07

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Oh I see.

jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss 06/08/2015 at 08:09

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But even if they didn’t, my kill on sight policy would withstand.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 06/08/2015 at 08:13

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Fair enough.

thebigbossyboss > cornerslide 06/08/2015 at 08:14

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hahaha.